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babybuttercups:

when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met

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letusdotherp:

Do you ever just carry a happy demeanor to avoid drama but on the inside you’re like:

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I̯͙͓̙ ̥͍̯̲w͕̩̞il͇͚̞̮̱͓ḽ̱̬ ̪̟͚͖̖̪c̫̬̦͉̘̟r̥̦̟̱̦͚͈a̺̫̖̳̩͚ͅc͖̺̹k̗̥ ͙y̯̹̗͔̺͈̖o̱̝ͅu͚͉r ̜̫h͇̳̹̳͎̻̱e͙̙̪͚a̳̣̼̣̝̦͉d̼̙̫ ̗̳a̲g̬̤̣ͅa̦in̘̱̪s̞̫͔t͉̦ ̝̹̦̤̣̯̲t͉̱͓̬̬̭h̰̝͇e ̩͔̼pa̞̤͉̞͙v̩͇̣̺̱e̞̠̠m͙̱e̻n̺̰t̤͕

calabozos:

onlylolgifs:

Ice Bucket Challenge Fail Compilation

you know those kids dead

I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm.

— arixsafari (via arixsafari)
nicoleeenatalia:

pretty sure she is perfection.

nicoleeenatalia:

pretty sure she is perfection.

counterculture-queen:

gingahhh:

things to not put in your butt

I WATCHED THIS VIDEO BEFORE I LOST MY VIRGINITY BECAUSE THE TITLE WAS FUNNY AND I AM SO GLAD I DID BECAUSE WHEN I WAS DOING THE DO I THOUGHT OF IT AND QUOTED IT SO THE GUY I WAS WITH HAD TO STOP AND SIT DOWN FOR 10 MINUTES. WE GOT PIZZA INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING ELSE. MEMORIES.

(Source: dilatatum)

"You didn’t drink it?"

"Of COURSE I did"

(Source: sluttyspencer)

favorite quotes from Immediately Afterlife

(Source: raudenfields)

TRACK: Every Time I Look For You
ARTIST: Blink 182
ALBUM: Take Off Your Pants and Jacket
PLAYS: 3267

(Source: mymusicplayback)

A word of advice to trans women

orangelemonart:

interruptmag:

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Go to your nearest target. Buy a two pack of pushup bras (24$ for 2), and target’s bra inserts (12$). Then go to your nearest Walmart and buy the Vasserette Control Shapewear Panties (2.50 each), they do wonders for helping your tuck. There you go! You just saved yourself a lot of money, you can afford to buy enough to wear every day, and best of all you look fabulous. -@twidx

recs for trans women are so rare on tumblr!! spread this, people.

dat-patriot:

thecelestialselkie:

normanbecile:

normanbecile:

sometimes i wanna be top

and sometimes i wanna be bottom

ya’know?

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look at that fancy fuckin bunkbed jesus christ. back in my day, there were no stairs for easy access to the top. the road to the top bunk was a vertical fucking climb of wooden slats that you had to scramble to find purchase on. the one that made it to the top was not only a victor, but a survivor

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(Source: ds08tf)

darlinghogwarts:

darlinghogwarts:

Muggleborns gifting their pureblood friends crocs as a joke, and telling them it’s “the highest quality of shoes muggles can make”. Purebloods wearing crocs when they go out into the muggle world, smugly thinking that people are staring because they admire the style and fashion. Lily Evans doing this to James Potter. Harry and Hermione doing this to Ron. 

IMAGINE RON SHOWING UP TO MEET HERMIONE’S PARENTS AND HE’S WEARING FUCKING LIME GREEN CROCS

kylemus:

Tumblr rule #1: always reblog the creator

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